1: Limit the size of people who can smoke weed to 400 pounds. Reason is they will only get bigger from smoking weed because of the munchies. However, if they love and cherish every big fat square inch of their own assets we should let them puff-n-stuff as much as they want. They really ain't hurting nobody.
2: If you live in an area ravished by famine, sorry no weed. You already ain't got enough food to eat and marijuana's biggest side effect is the munchies. This my friend would add to your suffering and would not be good for you under those circumstances.
3: If you are a mid to late 70 year old, absolutely no driving for at least 3 hours after your last puff. No exceptions. You already drive too slow.
4: Those who never buy their own bag but go from house to house allday just to see who has enough to freeload on. AKA the "Hit and Run Later Dude" crew, their slogan is "no weed, I'm out". This group of people has made far too many either lie and face hellfire for it or smoke a joint with them just so they can easy on down the road. We need at least have a statue of limitation on how many times a month they can smooch cause they just gonna smooch whether weed is legal or not.
5: Those who like to talk about strange shit once they get high and mess off your buzz completely. AKA the "I forgot I cant get High with You" crew. This also covers the "When is that MF gonna stop talking" crew. Just need to save some energy and shut up. Can I just marinate for a minute? PLEASE Limit smoking weed with others and get high by yourself the majority of the times. No hard feelings.
6: ANYONE WHO THOUGHT MARIJUANA SHOULD BE ILLEGAL should never be able to smoke the pot. Let the psychiatric legal drugs balance them out before they may find MJ is much cheaper. Then we can waive a finger at them, laugh and still be able to have a freakin appetite. Let them get their killer from their psychiatrist. AKA the Immobilize World Order Online.
7: People who won't share their last joint with nobody. This means they could be selfish and happy at the same time. Not a good combination. Way too much that already in the world so they just need to find another way to feel good. Just wrong to be like that.
8: Anybody who feels the need to participate in criminal activity after getting high. Mary Jane does not, in no shape, form or fashion, cause this. You are already screwed up mentally which may have been caused by an overwhelming amount of childhood trauma. If that's the case you need Jesus, not His plant. My first recommend is the 700 Club. You got a long road ahead of you. My second recommendation is prison at least twice. But if you ever give up the thug in you, yes you may get high. We no judge.
9: Anybody who thinks by them selling weed they're in the elite class of drug dealers. Weed is not a drug, it's a weed. The only true drug dealers in exsistance are your USA medical doctors. So, you must go to school to become a real doc, uh, drop-out. And oh by the way crack, heroin, meth etc. street or wholesale distributors do not qualify you either as a drug dealer. Sorry my super ghetto heroes friends. Prison release papers are not credentials either. But if they change their title to "the Al Green's" a group that promotes love and happiness for the good times then the law making it illegal for them to smoke should be abolished.
10: Anyone who is still associating with anyone with similarities mentioned in the nine groups above; at the time the law for smoking Americas favorite weed
is legal, they are forever banned from getting high. Birds of a feather flock together so Mama said. It's true so definitely no for you.
God saw the plant and said it was good. Well, how good is according to who you get yours from. we love you yeah yeah yeah.......................JimiSly about to get high