TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
JUST TO BE CLEAR,
This forum was designed to be a positive thing where "Funk Bands and their Peers"
could connect and share musical ideas and marketing thoughts amongst each other. We were going on strong until YOU
decided to bring YOUR shit
This is not the P-Funk's "old groupie bitches" page.
This network is called MYFUNK (ie. ME & MINE).
I dont actually give a funk about 2 or 3 (non-descript) midnight tryst's "Cat-Fighting" over a dead man. You don't see any of our other older friends or fam here spreading shit.
"This is Rock n Roll"
We don't want or need any irrelevant old-school "bitching" done around here(.)
Who "really" needs to hear more stories of You or any other hysterical chicken head, claiming to have found true love while giving BJ's on the back of a tour bus (every now and then) on MY (personal) Network?
Truth be told we'd (ideally) prefer some smart / positive "WOMEN" around here, the ones who's MIND's are as perky as their Breasts.
"OLD GROUPIE TALES sag like OLD GROUPIE TITS" ( they get longer and sadder as time goes by).
This is MYFUNK it is not the P-FUNK / ONE NATION page of old ( don't get me wrong, I used to love it over there).
started this NETWORK to get away from that poisonous shit over there, with people (like you) on the periphery talking like they knew what was happening on the inside. You're not a P-FUNK insider anyway.
In My 32 years I've never heard of you.
How dare you send bulletins of WARNING to everyone here at MYFUNK?
YOU'RE CHASING PEOPLE AWAY.
You've only joined just the day before and you've already lowered the conversational standard here.
Nobody wants to hear it and I'm sick of it.
Eddie Hazel has been dead LONGER than either of you claimed to had known him.
To make a short story even longer.....This is personal, I'm PISSED.
I like the way my site looked before you came and I can ban anyone from MY NETWORK.
You're not in MY network.
...and I'm not sorry ( at all
"THIS IS MYFUNK"
Mike Clip Payne / MYFUNK.NING.COM